I've always believed that Humpty Dumpty was pushed. All the kings horses didn’t help because all they did was trample him. And all the kings men didn’t do anything because they weren’t paid enough to care. And the starving peasants weren’t willing to do anything because they figured “hay free meal!”.
Actually now that I think about it the fricken rhyme never actually says that Humpty is an egg. So what the fuck?
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I've always believed that Humpty Dumpty was pushed. All the kings horses didn’t help because all they did was trample him. And all the kings men didn’t do anything because they weren’t paid enough to care. And the starving peasants weren’t willing to do anything because they figured “hay free meal!”.
Actually now that I think about it the fricken rhyme never actually says that Humpty is an egg. So what the fuck?